Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
she looked like the before picture.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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