Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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