he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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