Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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