im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Pappa wants mamma naked
Me. At least after what I've been through.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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