Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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