where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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