How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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