And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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