I think I am morally bankrupt
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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