in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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