quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Watching her eat just hurts me
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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