You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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