too bad you live with your parents still
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Just puked most of my soul out..
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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