is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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