Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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