Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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