People with herpes should wear stickers.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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