My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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