she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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