anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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