he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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