I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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