dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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