he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
