I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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