Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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