Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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