the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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