Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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