U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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