If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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