How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
