Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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