I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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