Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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