She's JV to your varsity
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I will pee on everything he values.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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