I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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