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I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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