Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Every concussion has its silver lining
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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