This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I look better un-naked...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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