Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I need moral support for this bender
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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