He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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