This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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