Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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