Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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