did you get engaged???
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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