just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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