if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
