Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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