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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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