You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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