and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
That's intense
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
My dick has a subreddit
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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