in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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