WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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